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Okay. What the fuck. I just got home from what was supposed to be just a quick drive to the store, but on the way back, I got pulled over by the cops. I figured I was just going over the speed limit or something, but they asked me to step out of my car and I knew something was up. Then, out of fucking NOWHERE, they grabbed me and slammed me against the police car and one of them started yelling something about computer hacking into my ear. But then the other cop did something on his laptop and said “Wait a second, Bob. This kid’s blog is good to go. He’s got over 1,000 followers.” They let me go after that, but they sternly told me that if they catch me trying to install Missing E one more time, my ass would get thrown into the penitentiary. I don’t like this, guys. Some fucked up shit is going on.

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